LOCAL RESIDENTS SPENDING MONOPOLY MONEY! "This is an outrage" exclaimed Sheik Ima Richman, Federal Reserve representative, while buying a Pepsi from the Board Walk party store. "Our Federal Reserve Notes (American dollar) may not be worth a dime, but that doesn't mean we have to switch to some other kind of funny money!" Sheik Ima refuses to blame inflation for things such as high gas prices, "It's those greedy oil barons with houses on the Mediterrainian, it's one big game to them, we can no longer play risk, we're all out of chances!" Local resident Ken Ottafordit has recently been thrown out of his Park Place apartment, "All I have left is my shoe, my hat, my dog, and this wheelbarrow. We cannot even afford the gas to move out of town!" There is a good rumor circulating around the avenues, State Rep Robin Usblind is working with middle-eastern representatives, and they assure us there will be major profits ahead!