PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE ERUPTS IN VIOLENCE! Fran Loopinstik threw her yarnball at Pearl Stringfinger as the debate at the local Saginaw Knitting Society (S.K.S) got into it's first round. Opinions weaved around the room as blue haired women were making a decision on which of these two ladies would be "hooked up". "Darn her!" Fran said as Pearl broke into a heated discussion of sock mending techniques. "She never get's to the point, this whole debate is a basket of hooey, I'm afrayed this calls for a new way of putting things together!" Although Pearl was not hit by the yarnball, she rapidly started pressing her Life Alert. "This whole debate has me in stitches", said member Sarah Thredloose, "The mittens are definitly coming off!" Remember readers, this may not be a pretty election, but the results are sure to keep us warm.