NEW FAD WEDGIES THE TRI-CITIES! Teenagers all over the tri-cities are being swept up with the new style of wearing their underwear outside their clothes! "Just like the droopy pants, I'm sure this obnoxious fad will pass" said council woman Heidi Blumer, "In a brief few months, we can put this all behind us, no ifs, ands, or buts." "I like wearing my drawers on the outside" said local teen Seymor Hanes, "Not only does it make me feel cheeky, but it shows people that it's whats on the outside that counts!" Trying to be hip, we donned our Y-fronts and strode the mall. After much laughter we came to one conclusion: It only looks cool if you're wearing clean underwear!