BRITNEY SPEARS LOOK-ALIKE CONTEST ENDS IN RIOT A local Britney Spears look-a-like contest ended this week in chaos when only one contestant showed up... Britney Spears! “Things were going okay until she started to sing,” stated DJ Mike Esbroken. “You couldn’t put in your earplugs fast enough. She then shaved her head again, burped out the alphabet, and then stripped down to her underwear! Music executives then popped out of the booing crowd to renew her recording contract.” The Saginaw police were then called. When they showed up two hours later they broke up the crowd and escorted the disheveled pop princess back to her trailer.