ZILWAUKEE BRIDGE TO BE REPAIRED...WITH CHEWING GUM!
To save on costs the Zilwaukee city council have secretly agreed to repair the Zilwaukee bridge with chewing gum! Thanks to our anonymous secret agent who sat in on the council meeting we learned that council leader “Bazooka” Joe Wrigley, who might have personal interests in mind, plans on replacing all the repair material with chewing gum. Don’t thank Saginaw Conspiracy for popping the bubble on this story, thank our secret gumsoe reporter who got the stickfoot during the anniversary bridge walk.