IS DELPHI HIRING ILLEGAL ALIENS?
“That’s a complete lie,” states Floor Supervisor Hiram Forcheep. We've been using the Area 51 Hiring Agency for years, it was recommended by the government!”
Being curious we snuck in a reporter disguised as an employee. There he interviewed a “local” worker named XORG.
“I’m from Plutonia,” XORG stated through his small lapel translator. “It’s a small planet, I mean, town... by Reese.” Even though that would help explain most of the residents of Reese, we decided to question him further. Just then he teleported himself back to his line position.