DUMPSTER DIVING: SAGINAWS HIP NEW SPORT Due to high inflation, lack of work, and horridly rising gas prices, the residents of Saginaw have taking up the sport of dumpster diving! It’s even gotten to the point that Arthur Hill school is currently training their lunch ladies how to “Deep Sea Dive” into the biggest of haul-aways to enhance the lunch program. “Theres a lot of waste in that waste” claims program director Phillip A. Cinchsak. “Why just last week we recovered a few buckets of half-eaten chicken, there was even some rice wiggling around on it!” Put on your hip-waders and grab a bucket, Saginaw. Trashday is tuesday and we’re not waiting for sloppy thirds!