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ELVIS SPOTTED DINING AT THE RIB SHACK
Although dead for nearly 30 years, Elvis sometimes
comes
back from the grave to stuff his face with some of Michigans'
finest delicacies. It just so happens that taking care of
business at the Rib Shack is "Always on his mind."
Whenever he's hankering for the juiciest ribs in town Elvis
drags his undead carcass to our very own Rib Shack.
"Eternity sure would be Heartbreak Hotel without this
barbecue meat bliss," he mumbled as sauce dribbled down
one of his chins.
After gobbling down two family specials and a bucket of slaw,
Elvis grabbed a side order of corn bread to go. "I have
a burnin' love for these Johnny Cakes" he declared before
heading to the bathroom.
“They said those ribs were low-fat, but that was just
a lie,” he mumbled.
Later after exiting the throne, the king slipped into the
night singing "Love me tenderloin". |
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