MAN GLUES FACE TO BUTT!
At first, we couldn’t believe it either…but after visiting the victim, Barry Nosdeep, at the St. Mary’s Emergency Room we saw it with our own eyes! Only hours before returning to the Emergency Room Barry had just been treated for a large cut on his right buttock. Instead of using stitches, Barry was treated with the new super glue that is replacing stitches. Being triple jointed and skeptical, Barry decided to check things out for himself. That’s when he tragically realized the glue hadn’t completely dried. “I’m so embarrassed”, he muffled. “I just wish I hadn’t eaten all those baked beans before all this!”