MAN LIVES ON FLY SWATTER DRIPPINGS

“I like them best in the best when they’re fresh,” stated Buzz Unger.
“Don’t your neighbors think your odd?” we asked.
“When I’m outside by their trash they know I’m not spying, I’m just swatting some dinner. Besides that, I live in the township, behavior like that is completely normal here.”
While inside his house, we noticed it was very clean and there weren’t any flies.
“This is a No Fly Zone, they know that when they come in… they become din!”