JOBS COMING TO MICHIGAN! Insiders at Saginaw Conspiracy have uncovered plans by Governer Jennifer Granholm to bring jobs back to Michigan by at least 2017! It’s time to put down those suitcases, pull the for sale signs of the houses, and celebrate cuz the new plan is a doozy! With the Governers new secret plans we’ll have all new factories just like the ones in China! For just a few cents a day, Michigans children will enjoy a 12-14 hour work day. Who needs the stressful pressure of higher education when your child can start their career as early as 8 years old! Fresh water and cots will be provided for the overwhelmed, and are just one of the luxuries that these drones...I mean, career oriented young adults will enjoy.