Hillary Clinton Moons Obama! During a hot political debate here in Michigan, Hillary Rodham Clinton “faced off” against her nauseated opponent, Barrack Obama. As both candidates dodged hard questions with questionable rhetoric, Hillary did something never yet tried on the campaign trail...a full moon. “I expected this debate to be quite a whopper, but those buns could have covered a Big Mac!” said Ivan Ifuhl, local resident. “Obama didn’t even flinch, I don’t think he could see the difference between her posterior and her face!” Apparently, the crowd kept falling asleep while she blathered about her healthcare plan so she decided try a new approach. She bent over, dropped trou and smacked each cheek during each one of Obamas oppositions. “It worked for Bill when facing the Republicans so I thought it would work for me.” chided Senator Clinton as she aimed her wrinkled backside at Obama. As we left the debate we had a strange craving for fruit wrinkles - prune flavored.