THE SHAMPTOWN OUTHOUSE MASSACRE
What do you think happens when all three Shamptown families share one outhouse? We at Saginaw Conspiracy had to know, so we sent our reporters to find out. It seems that if you more action than a Bruckheimer film, you need to visit the Shamptown outhouse after morning coffee is served!
"You should have been here when it was just a one-holer!" Bubtouk Derschingler exclaimed.
"The line was longer than Disney, and the fights resembled something out of the WWE!"
Why not go into the woods? We asked a very anxious looking Wampa Finkelberg. "Do we look like Midlanders to you?" he responded, looking insulted.
"They don't even use pinecones!"