SAGINAW ROAD COMMISSION: MYTH OR MORE
PORK FOR HAMM?

Dear Saginaw Conspiracy,
Sirs, I was quite offended at last month’s posting of “Saginaw Road Commission: Myth or More Pork for Hamm?”
I just want you to know the road commission does exist and I’ve been working for it for 25 years. Who do you think brings them coffee and donuts to our snowy poker nights? Who do you think is the one bringing videos to the Road Commission’s offices while you’re struggling on your way to work? So you see, your tax money is being used, right here in good old Saginaw. Now excuse me, I must deliver the boys their takeout, it’s snowy out tonight, and we’re testing out our new Jacuzzi at the office! -P. Barryl