RENEGADE STREET MIME GANGS FRIGHTEN LOCALS
"You never hear em coming" says local resident and victim Sarah
Koparound. "Who let these fools out of their box!".
We've actually cornered one of Stripes Up gang hanging out by
the Temple Theater. He wouldn't say a word. But he did give us the
“finger across the throat” sign when we brought up the rival
Stripes Down gang.
"We're gonna have an all out mimed war here sooner or later"
stated local policeman Don Utt. "It's usually nothing major, just
mimed violence followed by a lot of pretend CPR and acted out
drama."
We decided to expose this new growing threat when the Saginaw
News decided not to cover the fake mime walk-by with a rope
shooting that didn't really happen last week. For shame.