ROAD CREW WORKER CAUGHT WORKING ON JOB! “This is an outrage,” claims Road Union Boss Kenny Goslower in a recent interview. “We paid that man top tax dollar to follow our system, this kind of behavior will not be tolerated!” “There goes our friday night back-ups and triple overtime” a coworker said waking up from his 3rd nap. Don’t worry readers, thanks to modern technology and union procedures we should have road repair down to a crawl in not time.