SHAMPTOWNERS CAUSE RIOT AT WHEEL OF FORTUNE
What are the odds that The Wheel of Fortune schedules representatives from all three Shamptown families on the same night? It seems that ol' Pat and Vanna were not prepared for the ultraviolence and illiterate inbreds that strolled onto the set after using Sajak's office as an "Inhouse"!
After 2 and a half hours of being unable to spell "Cat And Dog" the Shamptown clans broke out in an all out war of Ooshaka Cartwheel Bombs and Explosive Armpit Farts over that nights prizes. The show ended in a joyful reunion as the Helmets realized that Pat Sajak was really their long lost relative who used to go by the name Patrick O' Helmet.