I'VE DEVELOPED A HORRIBLE SKIN RASH
Dear Saginaw Conspiracy,
Being a nature lover, I decided to swim in the Saginaw River. Unfortunately, a week later I developed a horrible skin rash and I’ve developed an orange glow as well! What do you predict will be my future? –Kathy from Saginaw

Editor: Congratulations Katfish, that is not a rash, it is your new scales! Plus, with your new glow, you’ll be an easy catch for some hunky Saginaw fisherman. Who says Cupid’s arrow doesn’t strike the soon-to-be freakishly mutated!