TERRORISTS INVADE THE TRI-CITIES!
Disguised As Snowmen!
"It just leaves a chill up my spine” said Bay City resident Iggy Loohouse, “to think that any one of those top-hatted fiends is just waiting to ‘ice’ you!”

Disguising our top reporters as snowmen we busted into one of the terrorist snowmen's “cold cells”, we froze at what we heard. The plot was so thick that it could barely be shoveled. Their coal eyes burned with rage as they shook their twig arms with righteous indignation while revealing the location of their snowball munitions depot.

We bravely captured a Sno-Queda prisoner and he all but melted under the interrogation spotlight. Calling Saginaw’s local anti-terrorism office DOSQUAT (DOmicile Sagawnians Quiver Under Attack Threat) was useless so we decided to reveal the Snowmen’s plan of an all-out attack sometime this Spring. Wake up Saginaw! We can’t let those cold-hearted fiends skate by another year, do you get the drift?!