TAINTED WATER SUPPLY WREAKS HAVOC IN SAGINAW! "We've all been exposed!" claims Walter S. Blad, concerned local citizen and resident of Saginaw. "We need to expose this before it's too late!" he exclaims. How would he know, we asked? "Well, when I first moved to Saginaw in 1956 I was a healthy looking young man. I've drank the city water almost every day since, and now look at me! My hair is gray and my skin is wrinkling!" he proclaimed. Saginaw Conspiracy had samples of the city’s water sent to our lab at Omer Technical Institute for analysis, and the results were exactly as we had predicted: the City of Saginaws water supply is completely normal with no apparent tainting. This proves to us beyond a shadow of a doubt that there must be a coverup. We feel it is our duty, our sacred duty, to warn you that drinking this "untainted" water supply over a 40–50 year period will bring on the effects of aging, you have been warned!