MAN GROWS TOMATOES IN BELLYBUTTON
“I’m getting the money crop this year!” claimed Phil Innie. Phil suffers from a condition known as Umbuport Deepdishus.
“At first I thought I was your average Saginaw freak of nature, but now I realize that I’m blessed with the ability to serve up the freshest beefsteaks, right from my own navel!”
Phil has earned quite a few extra dollars being able to grow tomatoes out of season. “I sell them to all the big grocery stores right here in Saginaw. Plus, all the restaurants in town have me on speed dial.”
Is there a downside to all this? “Only that dang gopher!” remarked Phil.