TONGUE DISEASE EPIDEMIC HITS SAGINAW
Saginaw residents beware! It seems a disease which may or may not be harmful, has struck our area. According to our in-house doctor, Bill M. Fast, it is hopefully treatable.
First, you need to find out if you have the disease by chewing some food then sticking out your tongue. If there are any items on your tongue you need treatment! To receive Dr. Fast’s 4-page cure booklet, just send a S.A.S.E. and $20.00 to Saginaw Conspiracy.