SAGINAW CONSPIRACY WEBSITE DESIGNER FINDS LOVE
Saginaw’s favorite web designer and most eligible bachelor has found love at last.
“I knew she was the one, the minute I saw her,” proclaimed Mick as they posed for another picture for Saginaw Couple of the Year.
“I was in the Fashion Square Mall parking lot, collecting returnables. She ran up and knocked me down and stole my bag of bottles. But what she really stole was my heart!”
After a romantic dinner in the parking lot of the Rib Shack, Mick popped the question. “The way she grunted at me with a mouth full of ribs, her face smothered with barbeque sauce, I know the answer was yes!”
Anyone wishing to purchase wedding gifts for the happy couple can go to the Mick and Milgert registry at the Salvation Army Surplus.