IS THE ZILWAUKEE POOL THE LOST FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH?
Long rumored to be a place of great mystery, the Zilwaukee pool has just been discovered to be the lost Fountain of Youth!
According to Fannie Allwet, the pool director, the Z-Pool is the cure for those aching bones!
“I’ve seen it myself; there are kids playing around the pool all day. You never see anybody over the age of 95 doing somersaults off the diving board. There is only one conclusion...the pool is reducing the age of the elderly!”
Maybe it’s just kids coming to the pool we asked. “No way,” she replied. “The $2.00 cover charge is way to much for a child in Michigan’s economy”.
We couldn’t argue with that!