Undead Terrorize Fashion Square Mall!
Although it’s been kept under wraps by big local business and a certain unnamed local Saginaw news paper, Saginaw Conspiracy has decided to blow the whistle on this massive cover up.
“I’m afraid people will stop coming if they realize that the undead are shambling about the mall!” says uptight store owner Rich Manson.
Even as we conducted this early morning interview two zombies briskly shuffled by wearing bibs. They were on their way to KFB (Kentucky Fried Brains), the new eatery in the mall. “How can I stay in the grave when they have 25% off their entire stock!” says local zombie consumer Ben Dedawile. “We had to come somewhere to eat brains, we’re originally from Midland, so you know we’re starving!”